A man has this week successfully removed his own eyes after a string of successful surgerys making him hairless, mouth-less and nipple-less. Expert psychologists suggest he did this because he removed his own brain.
…Is what I think just before it hits me in the face
Jam-Jar Blinks (Come on , its obvious), Daft Vader (obvious), Only-Wan Kan-o-beans (slightly less obvious), Why-Gone Gin (still obvious), Luke Fly-Walker (still obvious), Arogornt (Aragorn), Froh-no Baggins (Frodo Baggins), Spam (the gardener / butcher), El-rondo (remove the hyphon and the second “o”), Theodinner (obvious), Bordomir (obvious), Fairamir (obvious), Gim-Lee (obvious), Legobrick (Legolas), Souronion (sauron), Seagol (Smeagol), Cherry (obvious) and Sippin’ (Pippin)
If Bush is a Bush it explains his stupidity
Apparenlty he is cute, even with a fire whip, extremly dry skin and bad breath. According to some insane people.