Surgery Success!

March 17, 2007

A man has this week successfully removed his own eyes after a string of successful surgerys making him hairless, mouth-less and nipple-less. Expert psychologists suggest he did this because he removed his own brain.



Microsoft Werd

March 17, 2007

Da Numba 1 txt editin’ software from de Microsoft heezy. For dohse people who don like proper English.  


“My God, A Flying Banana!”

March 17, 2007

…Is what I think just before it hits me in the face

Pneumonic Heroes and Villains (real names provided where necessary)

March 17, 2007

Jam-Jar Blinks (Come on , its obvious), Daft Vader (obvious), Only-Wan Kan-o-beans (slightly less obvious), Why-Gone Gin (still obvious), Luke Fly-Walker (still obvious), Arogornt (Aragorn), Froh-no Baggins (Frodo Baggins), Spam (the gardener / butcher), El-rondo (remove the hyphon and the second “o”), Theodinner (obvious), Bordomir (obvious), Fairamir (obvious), Gim-Lee (obvious), Legobrick (Legolas), Souronion (sauron), Seagol (Smeagol), Cherry (obvious) and Sippin’ (Pippin) 


March 17, 2007

If Bush is a Bush it explains his stupidity

Lack of Intelligence

March 17, 2007

This is what happens when a cat with minimal understanding of the world attempts to chew 23 mice at the same time.


Balrog is Cute!

March 17, 2007

Apparenlty he is cute, even with a fire whip, extremly dry skin and bad breath. According to some insane people.