Smoking

March 17, 2007

…is bad. It gives you lung cancer, yellow teeth that fall out, bad breath, heart burn, a permanent cough, black mucus, smelly clothes (so increase laundry), unpopularity, debt (from buying cigarettes) and decreased blood circulation. That is if you don’t manage to burn yourself  first.


Global Warring

March 17, 2007

If we continue to fight each other with guns and stuff that hurts then eventually the Earth will die from increased pain levels. The solution is to make peace with country opposite you and say that the French go “Hee-Haw Hee-Haw” all day long.


Hitler is Hipocrite

March 17, 2007

True! He is also a Hippo


Slug

March 17, 2007

There’s this thing on the admin screen saying “post slug” so here it is:

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Cats

March 17, 2007

Cats have built in radar to detect mice from long distances and then launch themselves towards the offending bogey with cat-o-matic legs. While airborne, a cat is totally unaware that a two hundred mile an hour wind may sweep it off course. When it does, the cat will try again until it realises it needs to deploy wind resistant whiskers, to combat the gusts. By this time the mouse has died of laughter at the cats stuck-up hair which looks ridiculous. They are also cute.


Snails

March 17, 2007

A french delicacy apparently or is it a tourist trap for the tourists who are fooled by french propaganda and they actually taste DISGUSTING.


Boxes

March 17, 2007

Boxes are boring, Computers are cool, I’ll blog all night, till I go to school.